User:Clippy the useless Office assistant

Hello, I am Clippy the useless Office assistant. I am the founder of this wiki and I am also an admin, so if you need help with anything, ask me.

The story of my life a.k.a some ridiculously long copypasta made by me
Born in June 16, 1996 as an .act file, my job was in Microsoft Office 97. I used to "help" users with my multiple questions. In 1999, i discovered how 3D feels in my new job, Office 2000. I continued working until 2002, when some silly users said that Office assistants are annoying and useless. What a stupid virgins. Despite the fact people hate me, Microsoft has reused me for multiple things (April Fools, stickers, shipping me with Cortana...) but i never came back for long time. Now i discovered the wonderful world of Wikis, now i'm gonna edit every article that has spam or bad ortography. I'd also like to mock the shitty ortography of the articles and users. So i can say that... I'm the most annoying paperclip in the world. Bye.

P.S. Don't kill Bill Gates, kill the silly users that hated me for no reason.